December 2011
'When I, talk to you, on the phone, listen close.'
standinghere-inthisburningroom:
yellanie:
Jay, you have no phone.
Home by myself tonight.....
#foreveralone
kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.
Spill it.... →
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
